SideBar. Carly is Going to have a baby, I have decided not to go to worlds for the first time since 1999. Painful, depressing, sad, heart wrenching but necessary. Carly is not going to be a sugar momma for a little while and one of us has to make money. Mango the dog only fetches so show circuit money wasn't much of an option. My 100,000 a year contract from Jackson and show business was just bearly keeping my princess happy enough. so I have to work a bunch for us to continues our lavish lifestyle. So, I miss worlds for a year to make some money that's why my name won't be found at worlds this year.
|Not mango but my buddies dog..... So funny.|
|My kayak school sidekick Graham Ball.|
Someone needs a new Car... TRUCK. I have been pushing the envelope a bit with the girl while she is Pregnant.
I thought since she was in a fragile state I would see if I could pull off getting my hand gun licence a truck and possibly a human slingshot. I saw it on youtube and feel incomplete without it. The gun thing was quite a fight really but I felt that since I was having a girl I would need one for that horrible day, a boy came a knocking at my dood. I actually want to be good at shooting it when the first dirty little kayaker showed up at my door for my little girl. Made good sence to me. Now what I told carly was...... I made the mistake of telling her that I needed it to shoot zombies, and that just made her mad. What I didn't know was she had to sign the paper work for met o get a gun.... So Not my best move, "your about as subtle as a sledge Hammer Harris" My room Graham would say. Then on top of all that my buddy is selling a Truck, which I have been in love with since 2009 and now think I am going to buy.... I am turning into a Valley Red Neck...... and were married so she can't leave... so sweet.
Ill Have an update on the new Rock star when I have had more than a surf session on Kahuna to get the feel of it....
Billy Harris as always on a mission